Tuesday, May 31, 2011

As Seen on TV!



Above - Ezra Levant as 'Glenn Beck' on Sun News TV, available on Cable 59 on your Rogers television dial.

Has this ever happened to you? You're flipping the remote in search of an amusing all-news channel or an informative, but cheesy infomercial - and you can't settle on just one?

So you ask yourself - "Hey, why can't I have both?"

Well friends, now you can! Since April 18th, Sun News TV has been broadcasting some of the unintentionally funniest talk-radio and delivering it with all the subtlety and panache of a late-night infomercial hosted by Ron Popeil, Kevin Trudeau or Tony Robbins.

Yes - it's all here! Ezra Levant Plays His Greatest Hit! Theo Caldwell's 'You Can Have Great Hair Too!' and 'I Can't Believe I Just Said That!' hosted by any number of interchangable long-haired sleeveless TV-personality/newscaster babes.

But wait - there's more! Every night, you also get to see AM-radio talk-show host Charles Adler do the same thing he does every afternoon on the radio - but do it IN FRONT OF A TV-CAMERA!

Here's what Sun News TV celebrity Ezra Levant had to say about his Greatest Hit - as the small-town Alberta weekly-newspaper editor who years ago published the Danish cartoons making fun of Muslims and the subsequent Human Rights Review trial - "I did that because it was a news story." Said with a straight face. For razon-sharp wit, like any crappy Ginsu knife - even though it won't cut through a boot-heel, steel hammer or even a tomato - Ezra can really cut the cheese. You'll say 'Wow' every tiime!

But don't just take my word for it. Here's what happy customers are saying about the Sun News network - "Hi - I'm conservative right-wing radio talk-show host Angry Noodleman and you can count on Sun News TV to say the same things I do." (Small-print disclaimer - *Individual results and satisfaction may vary.*)

Now, how much would you expect to pay for all this? Well, you know you're not going to have to spend $400 for it. Not $375 or $350. Not $325 or even $300 like you may be thinking. No, all you have to pay for this fabulous offer is easy monthly payments on your cable bill. Unless your carrier is Bell Express-Vu - which deemed Sun News TV so embarrassing they won't even carry it.

Don't fear. There are other cable-providers willing to give you the Sun News Network. Operators are standing by. Act now! So don't cry - because if you are a fan of cheesy bad television, with Sun News TV, the only tears you will be shedding will be tears of joy!

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