Spot the Differences!
Hey Gang!
There are at least FOUR differences between the two above pictures of the King Street pedestrian bridge at the Forks of the Thames. Can you find all of them?
A prize *may* be awarded for the first correct answer!
posted by Sonny Drysdale at 6:47 AM
5 Comments:
In the top picture, Dennis is proudly showing off booties he swiped from an unconscious man lying on the riverbank. Presumably he is an escaped mental patient. In the bottom picture, Billy (not Dennis) is soliciting crack in return for blow jobs. Other than that, no real difference. Is this a trick?
Dave, you're going to have to come up with at least three more differences if you want to be eligible so you might win a prize.
Hmmm... I'll play:
1. The top picture clearly shows the benefits of that stimulus spending while the bottom picture shows an alternate timeline where the bridge is turned into the city's newest Men's Mission.
2. The top picture highlights that giant Thames bats guard the bridge during the day while their ghostly cousins work the night shift. Ironically, neither will keep those taggers at bay.
3. The top picture is a warning about the dangers of high tides on the river, with that poor little Jeffey fellow treading water and calling for fire department frogmen. In the bottom picture, the Springbank Dam is still in court.
4. Jeffey's look of concern (fear?) in the bottom picture suggests a municipal election is nigh. In the top picture you can almost hear the crickets chirping, which can only mean there's a typical Monday night council meeting in progress nearby.
Did I get 'em all?
Crazy - You got three of them correct, which would normally might lmake you the winner for the Grand Prize.
Unfortunately, I have to disqualify you for incorrectly identifying 'Billy' as 'Jeffy' in the top photo.
... for shame sir, for shame.
Ah, but you forget, sir, that Billy is star - an honest-to-goodness National Treasure Celeb. As such, he would not come to London for anything more than a quick jet refueling at London Slightly-International Airport.
No, sir. That boy is Jeffey - a spitting-image second cousin to the actual Billy. While they haven't been in the same room in YEARS, Jeffey makes a good buck doing fanfests and such in second-tier markets like good ol' Decicco-Best'ville.
Oh - and he spells it J-E-F-F-E-Y because it look more inter-continental. It's a showbiz thang.
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