Man Wears Slippers for Quick Trip to 7-11
Customers and staff at an Old South London '7-11' convenience-mart were suprised yesterday when a man walked into the store wearing his house slippers instead of standard outdoors footwear.
"Surprised nothin', I was shocked," said crew-chief Darren Mallard. "I was working cash and turned to say 'Good afternoon, how ya doin' like we do whenever someone comes in - and this guy is wearing his slippers. And this is like 2:30 in the afternoon."
Mallard's story is backed up by shopper Becky Crowder who had come in to pick up some milk and a box of Ding-Dongs and was paying for her purchases when the man came in. "At first I thought they were moccassins - because they looked like those fringed rawhide things you see some of the Natives and hippies wearing, but no, they were definitely slippers."
Customer Drew Lockbury who was at the 'Slurpee Station' said he saw the man's entrance. "It's not like he drove over and jumped out of his car or anything - he must have walked over like that."
The slipper-shod man, who would only identify himself as 'Bob' explained on his way out of the store that he "Just didn't feel like being bothered with laces today. It's the weekend, man."
"Surprised nothin', I was shocked," said crew-chief Darren Mallard. "I was working cash and turned to say 'Good afternoon, how ya doin' like we do whenever someone comes in - and this guy is wearing his slippers. And this is like 2:30 in the afternoon."
Mallard's story is backed up by shopper Becky Crowder who had come in to pick up some milk and a box of Ding-Dongs and was paying for her purchases when the man came in. "At first I thought they were moccassins - because they looked like those fringed rawhide things you see some of the Natives and hippies wearing, but no, they were definitely slippers."
Customer Drew Lockbury who was at the 'Slurpee Station' said he saw the man's entrance. "It's not like he drove over and jumped out of his car or anything - he must have walked over like that."
The slipper-shod man, who would only identify himself as 'Bob' explained on his way out of the store that he "Just didn't feel like being bothered with laces today. It's the weekend, man."
posted by Sonny Drysdale at 10:39 AM
4 Comments:
Sadly, this is just the behaviour we can expect from our increasingly secular world. As Michael Coren often points out, this kind of thing would have never happened in the 50s. And to those pro-slipper communistic-Fascists I say, Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot all advocated pubic slipper-wearing. These fasco-communists desired to keep the public at bay by instilling a sense of lackadaisical nonchalance, the kind that only comes from plush slippers. As well, these tyranto-dictators knew that slipper-shorn feet would be ineffective weapons against their authority. And any dissenter, raging against the evil that is the anti-shoe mob, would find escaping the hail of corrective rubber bullets from the police made even more difficult while constantly stopping to retrieve an errant slipper.
I can only assume that the MSM will ignore this story and continue to suck at the teat of communism that permeates our fair country. Luckily, you are here to let thousands of people know about the paediatric-rot that can be found in our fair Forest City. Lucky for this creep that he didn't walk into the Red Roaster! Then you would have seen the full force of enraged citizenry at its zenith!
Old South Values!
No slippers allowed at the Red Roaster - where, ironically, barefeet and sandals are the norm.
Just what I want to look at when I'm washing down an over-priced muffin with a $4 coffee - some old guy's feet.
My slippers are made of leather and crafted by Indians who live north of the French River. As a consequence, I can wear them whenever and wherever I please. And I don't pay any taxes - when I wear my slippers.
Crazy - in that case, put me down for a bag of cigarettes. One carton's worth, please.
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