My Month at a Glance
The boys in Accounting at home office are busting my hump for my report from my daily planner in order for me to claim expenses so I am passing them along via this blog. You can also think of it as 'the ever-changing moods of Sonny Drysdale.'
And so - courtesy of Facebook, here they are -
Monday, October 1 - Sonny is really excited about his new pants-suit.
Tuesday, October 2 - Sonny is wondering why you never hear of any girls being named 'Sally' these days.
Wednesday, October 3 - Sonny is really digging the new Britney Spears look now that she finally has some meat on her bones and is wondering if it's worth trying to revive our relationship. After all, the kids and Kevin won't be around this time.
Thursday, October 4 - Sonny is now driving a new car! And it's a two-door!! Until further notice, please only address Sonny as "Wheels."
Friday, October 5 - Sonny is changing the spelling of his first name to "Sunnie" - but only for this weekend. Pronunciation will remain the same.
Saturday, October 6 - Sonny is running under the sprinkler today. Man, it's hot.
Sunday, October 7 - Sonny is NOT getting jiggy with it.
Monday, October 8 - Sonny is turkeyed out, having cooked two complete turkey dinners within 15 hours. This Christmas, it will be ham. Or rooster.
Tuesday, October 9 - Sonny is pissed off at the London Free Press for spelling his last name wrong in their story about the rooster that lives at the end of my street. "Drysdal"?!? Well, at least they spelt my first name write.
Wednesday, October 10 - Sonny is exercising his democratic right of franchise today.
Thursday, October 11 - Sonny is wondering if he will ever waste his time voting again. Just like he does after every election. He only keeps doing it for the right to bitch afterwards. Just the same, the people have spoken. And if that's who they want, then the hell with 'em.
Friday, October 12 - Sonny is doing nothing but AC-DC covers for karaoke at the Press Club tonight.
Saturday, October 13 - Sonny is suffering today from a 'Stiff, Stiff, Stiff Upper Lip.' Like a dawg without a bone ...
Sunday, October 14 - Sonny is wondering - if it was the Big Bopper who put the 'Bop' in the "Bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop" - then who put the "wang" in the "wang-a-lang-a-ding-dong"?
Monday, October 15 - Sonny is sad and experiencing the 'ship-builder blues' today. Yesterday, he put his first-born on a Greyhound and sent her off to begin her new life-adventure in Toronto. It seems strangely quiet around here today - even though she hasn't actually lived in this house for a couple of years. Oh well, as Archie Bunker once noted - "birds gotta swim, fish gotta fry."
Tuesday, October 16 - Sonny is excited - tonight is our first meeting of the Dr. Seuss Book Club!
Wednesday, October 17 - Sonny is excited for two days in a row because of being nominated at work for 'Night Staff of the Year.' But he really shouldn't be tooo surprised - his toilets are so clean you could eat off them.
Thursday, October 18 - Sonny is still creeped out after watching the worst porn movie EVER last night - "Debbie Does the Three Stooges."
Friday, October 19 - Sonny is practising his party-trick of balancing a glass of red wine on the top of his head.
Saturday, October 20 - Sonny is at the party and keeps glancing in the mirror as he watches himself gavott.
Sunday, October 21 - Sonny is having some weird dreams lately - they're like clouds in his coffee, clouds in his coffee.
Monday, October 22 - Sonny is feeling like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed.
Tuesday, October 23 - Sonny is never going to stop the rain by complaining.
Wednesday, October 24 - Sonny is all about the comb-over this week.
Thursday, Ocober 25 - Sonny is angry at the school bullies who took away his milk-ticket in the cafeteria today.
Friday, October 26 - Sonny is closing his cover before striking.
Saturday, October 27 - Sonny is realizing that there are no REAL winners in a knife fight.
Sunday, October 28 - Sonny is feeling pretty today. Oh, sooo pretty and witty and ...
Monday, October 29 - Sonny is booting it on over to Halloween-Land to pick out his Halloween costume today. Gotta skedaddle!
Tuesday, October 30 - Sonny is boogie-ing on over to McCormacks Costume Shop today to once again try to pick out his 'theme' for All Hallows Eve. Gotta scoot! ... After that when it gets dark, he's going to hook up with some friends and overturn a few cop cars in honour of Devils Night.
Wednesday, October 31 - Sonny is seriously thinking of Trick-or-Treating as Brandon Flowers tonight. Either that or that lead-singer guy in AC-DC.
And so - courtesy of Facebook, here they are -
Monday, October 1 - Sonny is really excited about his new pants-suit.
Tuesday, October 2 - Sonny is wondering why you never hear of any girls being named 'Sally' these days.
Wednesday, October 3 - Sonny is really digging the new Britney Spears look now that she finally has some meat on her bones and is wondering if it's worth trying to revive our relationship. After all, the kids and Kevin won't be around this time.
Thursday, October 4 - Sonny is now driving a new car! And it's a two-door!! Until further notice, please only address Sonny as "Wheels."
Friday, October 5 - Sonny is changing the spelling of his first name to "Sunnie" - but only for this weekend. Pronunciation will remain the same.
Saturday, October 6 - Sonny is running under the sprinkler today. Man, it's hot.
Sunday, October 7 - Sonny is NOT getting jiggy with it.
Monday, October 8 - Sonny is turkeyed out, having cooked two complete turkey dinners within 15 hours. This Christmas, it will be ham. Or rooster.
Tuesday, October 9 - Sonny is pissed off at the London Free Press for spelling his last name wrong in their story about the rooster that lives at the end of my street. "Drysdal"?!? Well, at least they spelt my first name write.
Wednesday, October 10 - Sonny is exercising his democratic right of franchise today.
Thursday, October 11 - Sonny is wondering if he will ever waste his time voting again. Just like he does after every election. He only keeps doing it for the right to bitch afterwards. Just the same, the people have spoken. And if that's who they want, then the hell with 'em.
Friday, October 12 - Sonny is doing nothing but AC-DC covers for karaoke at the Press Club tonight.
Saturday, October 13 - Sonny is suffering today from a 'Stiff, Stiff, Stiff Upper Lip.' Like a dawg without a bone ...
Sunday, October 14 - Sonny is wondering - if it was the Big Bopper who put the 'Bop' in the "Bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop" - then who put the "wang" in the "wang-a-lang-a-ding-dong"?
Monday, October 15 - Sonny is sad and experiencing the 'ship-builder blues' today. Yesterday, he put his first-born on a Greyhound and sent her off to begin her new life-adventure in Toronto. It seems strangely quiet around here today - even though she hasn't actually lived in this house for a couple of years. Oh well, as Archie Bunker once noted - "birds gotta swim, fish gotta fry."
Tuesday, October 16 - Sonny is excited - tonight is our first meeting of the Dr. Seuss Book Club!
Wednesday, October 17 - Sonny is excited for two days in a row because of being nominated at work for 'Night Staff of the Year.' But he really shouldn't be tooo surprised - his toilets are so clean you could eat off them.
Thursday, October 18 - Sonny is still creeped out after watching the worst porn movie EVER last night - "Debbie Does the Three Stooges."
Friday, October 19 - Sonny is practising his party-trick of balancing a glass of red wine on the top of his head.
Saturday, October 20 - Sonny is at the party and keeps glancing in the mirror as he watches himself gavott.
Sunday, October 21 - Sonny is having some weird dreams lately - they're like clouds in his coffee, clouds in his coffee.
Monday, October 22 - Sonny is feeling like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed.
Tuesday, October 23 - Sonny is never going to stop the rain by complaining.
Wednesday, October 24 - Sonny is all about the comb-over this week.
Thursday, Ocober 25 - Sonny is angry at the school bullies who took away his milk-ticket in the cafeteria today.
Friday, October 26 - Sonny is closing his cover before striking.
Saturday, October 27 - Sonny is realizing that there are no REAL winners in a knife fight.
Sunday, October 28 - Sonny is feeling pretty today. Oh, sooo pretty and witty and ...
Monday, October 29 - Sonny is booting it on over to Halloween-Land to pick out his Halloween costume today. Gotta skedaddle!
Tuesday, October 30 - Sonny is boogie-ing on over to McCormacks Costume Shop today to once again try to pick out his 'theme' for All Hallows Eve. Gotta scoot! ... After that when it gets dark, he's going to hook up with some friends and overturn a few cop cars in honour of Devils Night.
Wednesday, October 31 - Sonny is seriously thinking of Trick-or-Treating as Brandon Flowers tonight. Either that or that lead-singer guy in AC-DC.
posted by Sonny Drysdale at 3:01 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home